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[jbourassa]

tu dois tellement te faire bouffer par le rake cest pas croyable.

[MathP]

Calvace, une semaine à grinder l'osti de badbeat jackpot de Absolute, pis tout ce que j'ai asteur c'est 20k hands et 32 stacks.

Pis 1k en bonus/rakeback.

Mais pas de jackpot.

Sti que ça va mal.

[Xss]

Posté par MathP

Calvace, une semaine à grinder l'osti de badbeat jackpot de Absolute, pis tout ce que j'ai asteur c'est 20k hands et 32 stacks.

Pis 1k en bonus/rakeback.

Mais pas de jackpot.

Sti que ça va mal.

Dire qu'ils se plaignent en Afrique parce qu'ils n'ont rien à manger... pff.

[Kirb]

je bet/3bettais all in flop...

ca marche de meme aussi

PokerStars Game #17946707743: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/06/06 - 00:13:52 (ET)
Table 'Wasat IV' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: kirbynator ($6494 in chips)
Seat 3: saintsteve ($1519 in chips)
Seat 4: holla@yoboy ($4725 in chips)
kirbynator: posts small blind $25
saintsteve: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirbynator [Kd Ac]
holla@yoboy: raises $100 to $150
kirbynator: raises $400 to $550
saintsteve: folds
holla@yoboy: calls $400
*** FLOP *** [4d 6c 2d]
kirbynator: bets $600
holla@yoboy: calls $600
*** TURN *** [4d 6c 2d] [7c]
kirbynator: checks
holla@yoboy: bets $1150
kirbynator: raises $1650 to $2800
holla@yoboy: folds

[Kirb]

Coincidences imo

PokerStars Game #17947175289: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/06/06 - 00:44:50 (ET)
Table 'Wasat IV' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Rockfaith ($5175 in chips)
Seat 2: kirbynator ($6666 in chips)
Seat 3: mikebrkovich ($2047 in chips)
Seat 4: holla@yoboy ($7051 in chips)
Seat 5: Shantaram ($8723 in chips)
Seat 6: socutiesf ($972 in chips)
Seat 7: Xblood ($4950 in chips)
Seat 8: Born2DogBaby ($4897 in chips)
Seat 9: gionucci ($1944.50 in chips)
Xblood: posts small blind $25
Born2DogBaby: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirbynator [Kc Ks]
gionucci: folds
Rockfaith: folds
kirbynator: raises $100 to $150
mikebrkovich: folds
holla@yoboy: folds
Shantaram: folds
socutiesf: raises $300 to $450
Xblood: folds
Born2DogBaby: folds
kirbynator said, "6666666666 all in imo"
kirbynator: raises $6216 to $6666 and is all-in
socutiesf: calls $522 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($5694) retourné à kirbynator
*** FLOP *** [Qd 2h 2c]
*** TURN *** [Qd 2h 2c] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 2h 2c 7d] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kirbynator: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
socutiesf: mucks hand
kirbynator collected $2016 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2019 | Rake $3
Board [Qd 2h 2c 7d Ac]
Seat 1: Rockfaith folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kirbynator showed [Kc Ks] and won ($2016) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 3: mikebrkovich folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: holla@yoboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shantaram folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: socutiesf (button) mucked [6d 6s]

[MaKiaVeli]

kirb tu es mon héros.

[Kirb]

PokerStars Game #17947494351: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/06/06 - 01:06:58 (ET)
Table 'Wasat IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: kirbynator ($8054 in chips)
Seat 3: morello05 ($850 in chips)
Seat 4: holla@yoboy ($6670 in chips)
Seat 5: -BBJ- ($6322 in chips)
Seat 6: socutiesf ($1722 in chips)
Seat 7: PokerSnoopy ($3000 in chips)
Seat 8: Born2DogBaby ($5225 in chips)
Seat 9: gionucci ($2013.50 in chips)
gionucci: posts small blind $25
kirbynator: posts big blind $50
PokerSnoopy: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirbynator [4c 2c]
morello05: folds
holla@yoboy: folds
-BBJ-: raises $100 to $150
socutiesf: folds
PokerSnoopy: calls $100
Born2DogBaby: folds
gionucci: calls $125
kirbynator: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Qd Ks Td]
gionucci: checks
kirbynator: bets $400
-BBJ-: folds
PokerSnoopy: folds
gionucci: calls $400
*** TURN *** [Qd Ks Td] [8d]
gionucci: checks
kirbynator: bets $999
gionucci: calls $999
*** RIVER *** [Qd Ks Td 8d] [Qc]
kirbynator said, "maybe he has J high"
kirbynator: bets $465
gionucci: folds
Uncalled bet ($465) retourné à kirbynator
kirbynator collected $3395 from pot
kirbynator: shows [4c 2c] (a pair of Queens)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3398 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Ks Td 8d Qc]
Seat 2: kirbynator (big blind) collected ($3395)
Seat 3: morello05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: holla@yoboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: -BBJ- folded on the Flop
Seat 6: socutiesf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PokerSnoopy folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Born2DogBaby (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: gionucci (small blind) folded on the River

Il a 465$ sur la river.


LoLaments


ps: jouez pas de même au flop plus de 5% du temps .

[MaKiaVeli]

C'est pour ca que je disais que tu étais mon héro :P

[RBOJ078]

Voici comment on fait un robusto en 3 étapes par DJ_JIM:

1- Perdre 11 stacks en 3.5k mains au NL50 en se faisant suckouter sur toutes les mains par des esti de donks.

2- Aller jouer du NL100 pour se refaire 2 fois plus vite obv. ( 1300 mains )

3- Gagner son plus gros pot à vie en suckoutant qqn tout en étant deep.

KIN MON ESTI, OSTI QUE ÇA FAIT DU BIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

STAGE #998460906: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $1 - 2008-06-06 00:46:50 (ET)
Table: OUTLOOK DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - CHEKCALLDOWN ($229.55 in chips)
Seat 1 - CPLAZA172 ($87.90 in chips)
Seat 2 - MELIZALU ($258.06 in chips)
Seat 3 - MTSTREAM ($40 in chips)
Seat 5 - DJ_JIM ($188.95 in chips)
CPLAZA172 - Posts small blind $0.50
MELIZALU - Posts big blind $1
MTSTREAM - sitout (wait for BB)
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ_JIM [4c 4h]
DJ_JIM - Raises $4 to $4
CHEKCALLDOWN - Folds
CPLAZA172 - Folds
MELIZALU - Calls $3
*** FLOP *** [6h 4d 3h]
MELIZALU - Checks
DJ_JIM - Bets $6
MELIZALU - Calls $6
*** TURN *** [6h 4d 3h] [Kc]
MELIZALU - Checks
DJ_JIM - Bets $16
MELIZALU - Raises $68 to $68 ici j'ai buggé un peu
DJ_JIM - Calls $52
*** RIVER *** [6h 4d 3h Kc][4s]
MELIZALU - Bets $138
DJ_JIM - All-In $110.95
MELIZALU - returned ($27.05) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MELIZALU - Shows [7c 5c] (Straight, three to seven)
DJ_JIM - Shows [4c 4h] (Four of a kind, fours)
DJ_JIM Collects $375.90 from main pot

[jeannic]

loll c'étais la dernière dernière main de ma session fak jme suis dit que j'allais faire un petit limp reraise tricky pour le fun!! Quand même marrant, le mec étais 55 33


PokerStars Game #17948964733: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/06/06 - 03:20:17 (ET)
Table 'Hungaria III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: SetzerMason ($247 in chips)
Seat 2: MOOKNOWS ($190.75 in chips)
Seat 3: CHERKENZ ($91.90 in chips)
Seat 4: bigsexy73 ($110.55 in chips)
Seat 5: 32rrew ($207.55 in chips)
Seat 6: titko23 ($197 in chips)
Seat 7: flc_lucky ($203.15 in chips)
Seat 8: likeitGOOD69 ($290 in chips)
Seat 9: jnic00 ($456.85 in chips)
flc_lucky: posts small blind $1
likeitGOOD69: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jnic00 [2c Jc]
jnic00: calls $2
SetzerMason: folds
MOOKNOWS: folds
CHERKENZ: folds
bigsexy73: folds
32rrew: folds
titko23: folds
flc_lucky: calls $1
likeitGOOD69: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 6s 3c]
flc_lucky: bets $6
likeitGOOD69: calls $6
jnic00: calls $6
*** TURN *** [5c 6s 3c] [4c]
flc_lucky: bets $6
likeitGOOD69: calls $6
jnic00: raises $30 to $36
flc_lucky: raises $159.15 to $195.15 and is all-in
likeitGOOD69: folds
jnic00: calls $159.15
*** RIVER *** [5c 6s 3c 4c] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
flc_lucky: shows [6c 9s] (a straight flush, Three to Seven)
jnic00: mucks hand
flc_lucky collected $417.30 from pot