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[kinghippo423]

Journal de Montréal DOOMSWITCH !

[Kirb]

asti de cave de tabarnak

meme au PLO le monde sont affreux+me suckout hard

[Kirb]

[x] failli foldé 2nd nuts

Full Tilt Poker Game #7049227474: Table Bon Rea (6 max) - $25/$50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 20:19:07 ET - 2008/07/01
Seat 1: JohnnyPav ($1,000)
Seat 2: PostflopAction ($2,268.50)
Seat 3: Boosted J ($1,900)
Seat 4: tiltjonas ($5,960)
Seat 5: Kirbynator ($9,586.90)
Seat 6: raaastaman ($733)
raaastaman posts the small blind of $25
JohnnyPav posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kirbynator [7s Ad Ah 6h]
PostflopAction has 15 seconds left to act
PostflopAction folds
Boosted J folds
tiltjonas raises to $112.50
Kirbynator has 15 seconds left to act
Kirbynator raises to $412.50
raaastaman folds
JohnnyPav folds
tiltjonas calls $300
*** FLOP *** [Kh Kd Th]
tiltjonas checks
Kirbynator checks
*** TURN *** [Kh Kd Th] [5h]
tiltjonas bets $350
Kirbynator calls $350
*** RIVER *** [Kh Kd Th 5h] [Kc]
tiltjonas checks
Kirbynator bets $1,600
tiltjonas raises to $4,200
Kirbynator calls $2,600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tiltjonas shows [Jh 2d As Qs] three of a kind, Kings
Kirbynator shows [7s Ad Ah 6h] a full house, Kings full of Aces
Kirbynator wins the pot ($9,997) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10,000 | Rake $3
Board: [Kh Kd Th 5h Kc]
Seat 1: JohnnyPav (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: PostflopAction didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Boosted J didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: tiltjonas showed [Jh 2d As Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: Kirbynator (button) showed [7s Ad Ah 6h] and won ($9,997) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 6: raaastaman (small blind) folded before the Flop

[SPARKLING]

Voici ce qui résume bien mon mois de juin. Considérez cette main comme mon blogue

***** Game number #7049282908 *****
Table Goldyke (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:23:33 ET - 2008/07/01
SB posts small blind [$0.10]
BB posts big blind [$0.25]
Seat 2 (Hero) has the button.
Seat 1 : unjukeable4 with $56.30.
Seat 2 : Hero with $25.35.
Seat 3 : SB with $15.95.
Seat 4 : BB with $7.95.
Seat 5 : UTG with $37.65.
Seat 6 : MP with $32.20.


** Dealing hole cards **
Dealt to Hero :

Sklansky group: 2
UTG folds
MP folds
unjukeable4 folds
Hero raises to $1
SB folds
BB raises to $3.10
Hero raises to $10
BB calls [$4.85] [ all-in ]
Hero shows :

BB shows :

Uncalled bet of $2.05 retourné à Hero
** Dealing Flop ** [Potsize: $18.05]

** Dealing Turn ** [Potsize: $18.05]

** Dealing River ** [Potsize: $18.05]

Hero shows two pair, Aces and Tens
BB shows a flush, King high
BB wins the pot ($15.20) with a flush, King high
Hero adds $7.60
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16 | Rake $0.80
Board: [Ks Ac 8s Ad Qs]
Seat 2: Hero (button) showed [Tc Td] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 3: SB (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BB (big blind) showed [2s 4s] and won ($15.20) with a flush, King high

[Kirb]

lol, 99% certain que gaucho bluffait, surtout avec ce quil a dit dans le chat après

Full Tilt Poker Game #7052433409: Table Bluff (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:32:22 ET - 2008/07/02
Seat 1: gaucho2121 ($17,195.50)
Seat 2: whatariver1 ($6,448.50)
gaucho2121 posts the small blind of $25
whatariver1 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
gaucho2121 raises to $150
whatariver1 raises to $500
gaucho2121 raises to $1,250
whatariver1 has 15 seconds left to act
whatariver1 has requested TIME
whatariver1 calls $750
*** FLOP *** [8d Kc 6h]
whatariver1 checks
gaucho2121 bets $1,250
whatariver1 calls $1,250
*** TURN *** [8d Kc 6h] [2s]
whatariver1 checks
gaucho2121 checks
*** RIVER *** [8d Kc 6h 2s] [2d]
whatariver1 checks
gaucho2121 has 15 seconds left to act
gaucho2121 has requested TIME
gaucho2121 bets $5,000
whatariver1 has 15 seconds left to act
whatariver1 has requested TIME
whatariver1 calls $3,948.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1,051.50 retourné à gaucho2121
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gaucho2121 shows [8s Jh] two pair, Eights and Twos
whatariver1 mucks
gaucho2121 wins the pot ($12,896.50) with two pair, Eights and Twos
whatariver1 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12,897 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d Kc 6h 2s 2d]
Seat 1: gaucho2121 (small blind) collected ($12,896.50)
Seat 2: whatariver1 (big blind) mucked

[MaxChart]

Ce tabarnak d'attardé mental est 79/36/11 sur bcp de mains

Starting game 3431406862.

durren6666 is at seat 0 with $27.05.
Wildstylez is at seat 1 with $164.80.
DonaldDonk is at seat 2 with $113.45.
Miyake1901 is at seat 3 with $75.75.
Uneed2fold is at seat 4 with $58.50.
Stoep is at seat 5 with $160.05.

The dealer is seat 5.

durren6666 paie un blind de $.50.
Wildstylez paie un blind de $1.

(DonaldDonk is dealt 2c 2s.)

Pre-flop:
DonaldDonk raises $2.50.
Miyake1901 raises $2.50.
Uneed2fold folds.
Stoep folds.
durren6666 folds.
Wildstylez folds.
DonaldDonk calls for $2.50.

The flop comes
4c 8h 2h.

DonaldDonk checks.
Miyake1901 bets $13.50.
DonaldDonk calls for $13.50.

The turn comes 7h.

DonaldDonk bets $40.50.
Miyake1901 goes all-in for $56.25.
DonaldDonk calls for $15.75.

Showdown:

DonaldDonk shows: 2c 2s
2h 2c 2s 8h 7h
Three Twos

Miyake1901 shows: Js Kh
Kh Js 8h 7h 4c
King high

The river comes Qh.

DonaldDonk shows: 2c 2s
2h 2c 2s Qh 8h
Three Twos

Miyake1901 shows: Js Kh
Kh Qh 8h 7h 2h
Flush, King high

Miyake1901 wins pot ($150).

__________________________________________________ ______________________

Starting game 3431504611.

durren6666 is at seat 0 with $30.55.
Wildstylez is at seat 1 with $156.40.
DonaldDonk is at seat 2 with $99.
Miyake1901 is at seat 3 with $25.25.
Uneed2fold is at seat 4 with $195.40.

The dealer is seat 1.

DonaldDonk paie un blind de $.50.
Miyake1901 paie un blind de $1.

(DonaldDonk is dealt 9h 9c.)

Pre-flop:
Uneed2fold folds.
durren6666 calls for $1.
Wildstylez raises $3.50.
DonaldDonk calls for $4.
Miyake1901 calls for $3.50.
durren6666 calls for $3.50.

The flop comes
3d 5s 4d.

DonaldDonk checks.
Miyake1901 goes all-in for $20.75.
durren6666 folds.
Wildstylez folds.
DonaldDonk calls for $20.75.

Showdown:

DonaldDonk shows: 9h 9c
9h 9c 5s 4d 3d
A pair of Nines

Miyake1901 shows: As 5d
5s 5d As 4d 3d
A pair of Fives

The turn comes Jd.
The river comes 5c.

Miyake1901 shows: As 5d
5s 5c 5d As Jd
Three Fives

DonaldDonk shows: 9h 9c
9h 9c 5s 5c Jd
Two Pair, Nines and Fives

Miyake1901 wins pot ($57.50).

__________________________________________________ ______________________

Starting game 3431525564.

durren6666 is at seat 0 with $43.05.
Wildstylez is at seat 1 with $150.90.
DonaldDonk is at seat 2 with $100.
Miyake1901 is at seat 3 with $52.05.
Uneed2fold is at seat 4 with $185.90.
FrenchFlair is at seat 5 with $97.

The dealer is seat 5.

durren6666 paie un blind de $.50.
Wildstylez paie un blind de $1.

(DonaldDonk is dealt Qs Ks.)

Pre-flop:
DonaldDonk raises $2.50.
Miyake1901 raises $2.50.
Uneed2fold folds.
FrenchFlair folds.
durren6666 folds.
Wildstylez folds.
DonaldDonk calls for $2.50.

The flop comes
Kc 10c 2h.

DonaldDonk checks.
Miyake1901 bets $3.50.
DonaldDonk raises $20.50.
Miyake1901 goes all-in for $42.55.
DonaldDonk calls for $22.05.

Showdown:

DonaldDonk shows: Qs Ks
Kc Ks Qs 10c 2h
A pair of Kings

Miyake1901 shows: 2d Kd
Kc Kd 2h 2d 10c
Two Pair, Kings and Twos

The turn comes 3c.
The river comes 5s.

Miyake1901 shows: 2d Kd
Kc Kd 2h 2d 10c
Two Pair, Kings and Twos

DonaldDonk shows: Qs Ks
Kc Ks Qs 10c 5s
A pair of Kings

Miyake1901 wins pot ($102.60).




Le tout en environ 20 minutes.

Gros criss de chien.

[Bardamu99]

Criss de calvaire de sacrament back to back. Criss d'innocent il multitabling 24 tables k c qui fais a vouloir a s'obstiner a jouer JTs. Ici aurais-je du 3 better plus fort et miser plus que 2/3 du pots ou si ca aurait rien changé. Criss de sans génie chanceux de hitter sa FD avec sa main de marde et hit bien sur le Turn


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 joueurs
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $90.45
UTG: $102.30
UTG+1: $87.15
MP1: $140.30
MP2: $95.50
CO: $93.85
BTN: $108
Hero (SB): $99

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, MP1 raises to $4, 2 folds, BTN calls $4, Hero relance à $15, BB se couche, MP1 égalise $11, BTN calls $11

Flop: ($46) 6 3 8 (3 joueurs)
Hero mise $31, MP1 se couche, BTN raises to $93 and is All-In, Hero égalise $53 and is All-In

Tournant: ($214) 2 (2 joueurs - 1 is All-In)


Rivière: ($214) T (2 joueurs - 1 is All-In)


Résultats: $214 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed T J (a flush, Jack hig) and WON $211 (+$112 NET)
Hero montre ---> Q Q and LOST (-$99 NET)


Celle la rien a faire cooler

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 joueurs
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $81.20
UTG: $90.85
UTG+1: $100.80
UTG+2: $66.65
MP1: $123.80
MP2: $93
CO: $115.95
BTN: $221.50
Hero (SB): $99

Pre-Flop: 9 9 dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG égalise $1, UTG+1 se couche, UTG+2 égalise $1, 2 folds, CO relance à $6, BTN folds, Hero égalise $5.50, BB se couche, UTG égalise $5, UTG+2 égalise $5

Flop: ($25) 7 T 9 (4 joueurs)
Hero check, UTG check, UTG+2 check, CO mise $16, Hero relance à $35, 2 folds, CO relance à $109.95 and is All-In, Hero égalise $58 and is All-In

Tournant: ($211) 2 (2 joueurs - 1 is All-In)


Rivière: ($211) Q (2 joueurs - 1 is All-In)


Résultats: $211 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO montre T T (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $208 (+$109 NET)
Hero montre ---> 9 9 and LOST (-$99 NET)

[Yanman]

J'ai 15 minutes pour jouer....je vais jouer du 2-4$ limite question d'être relaxe...

Voici pourquoi il faut minimum 12 big bets dans son stack... ok, j'en ai utilisé que 11 sur cette main.

Que j'aime le limite quand tu le relances dans la face et qu'il comprend pas le message et qu'il relance encore lol!!!

Full Tilt 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Preflop: Hero is MP with J, J. UTG paie un blind de $2.
Hero raises, CO égalise, Bouton égalise, 1 fold, UTG (poster) 3-bets, Hero caps, CO égalise, Bouton égalise, UTG égalise.
Flop: (19.50 SB) Q, 4, J (5 joueurs)
UTG bets, Hero raises, CO égalise, Button 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero égalise, CO égalise, Bouton égalise $2 (All-In).
Tournant: (18.25 BB) 5 (5 joueurs, 1 all-in)
UTG check, Hero mise, CO raises, UTG égalise, Hero 3-bets, CO égalise, UTG égalise.
Rivière: (28.25 BB) 2 (5 joueurs, 1 all-in)
UTG check, Hero mise, CO raises, UTG se couche, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero égalise.
Pot final: 39.25 BB
Résultats en blanc ci-dessous:
BB doesn't show. KQo
Hero has Jd Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
CO has 5d 4s (two pair, fives and fours).
Button doesn't show.
Outcome:



Avouer que c'Est fort de jouer 54o pour contre une relance early... il devait savoir qu'il ferait 2 paires lol!!!

[Yanman]

dans le même 15 minutes sur une autre table...

Ici, je suis chanceux, je l'avoue car préflop, avoir vu les cartes je cours me cacher... mais merde me semble que lire le board sur la rivière, c'est un minimum...il cappe...Vrai que je pogne ma carte miracle sur la rivière et si un gars suit avec une gutshot quand il a pas les odds (plus le tirage possible) il va pas voir qu'il peut perdre avec sa straight...

Full Tilt 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Preflop: Hero est sur le BB avec 9, A.
UTG raises, 2 folds, Bouton égalise, 1 fold, Hero égalise.
Flop: (6.50 SB) 4, 8, K (3 joueurs)
Hero check, UTG bets, Bouton égalise, Hero égalise.
Tournant: (4.75 BB) Q (3 joueurs)
Hero check, UTG bets, Bouton égalise, Hero égalise.
Rivière: (7.75 BB) T (3 joueurs)
Hero mise, UTG égalise, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG égalise, Button caps, Hero égalise, UTG égalise.
Pot final: 22.75 BB
Résultats en blanc ci-dessous:
Hero has 9s As (flush, ace high).
UTG doesn't show.
Button has Jc Ac (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 22.75 BB.

UTG avait QQ!!! DOH!!!!

[Gimp]

Pu capable des estie de coolersssssssssssssssssssss sales. Je peux même pas trouver un fold sur 3498574 mains même si on me disait que si je perds je dois me faire arakiri...