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Posté par baise2

c pas du poker cette NL10 a merde ifo juste se mettre en mode luckbox

fuck la NL10 pi tout ces attardés de la putain de leur grosse mere.ki aille bien se faire enculé avec une poigné de gravier et un peu de verre pilé

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[baise2]

Posté par copyright1

Tu t'es pas encore pendu toi?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL (en vrai je ris jaune....)

j'ai bien essayer hier mais je suis tellement un looser que la corde a casser.

je me suis donc contenter de cash out ,d'enlever tout ce qui ressemblait de pres ou de loin a un logiciel de poker pi voila,basta

[Cossack]

Faut ce calmer un peu la

PokerStars Game #20216685238: Tournament #105242196, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/09/07 10:10:57 ET
Table '105242196 50' 9-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: roby-austria (3280 in chips)
Seat 2: cammyboy777 (5640 in chips)
Seat 3: CossacKK (2970 in chips)
Seat 4: csore (5305 in chips)
Seat 5: Yilmaz 11 (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Betsson (5380 in chips)
Seat 7: Boca do Acre (3000 in chips)
Seat 8: matze_widi (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: paris-madrid (1485 in chips)
csore: posts small blind 10
Yilmaz 11: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CossacKK [Th 8s]

Betsson: folds
Boca do Acre: folds
matze_widi: folds
paris-madrid: folds
roby-austria: folds
cammyboy777: raises 40 to 60
CossacKK: raises 140 to 200
csore: calls 190
Yilmaz 11: calls 180
cammyboy777: calls 140

*** FLOP *** [3h Kd Qc]

csore: checks
Yilmaz 11: checks
cammyboy777: checks
CossacKK: bets 560
csore: folds
Yilmaz 11: folds
cammyboy777: folds
Uncalled bet (560) retourné à CossacKK
CossacKK collected 800 from pot
CossacKK: doesn't show hand

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board [3h Kd Qc]
Seat 1: roby-austria folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cammyboy777 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: CossacKK (button) collected (800)
Seat 4: csore (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Yilmaz 11 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Betsson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Boca do Acre folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: matze_widi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: paris-madrid folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Gabe_]

[] winning player.

[Cossack]

semblait aussi ........

PokerStars Game #20216744700: Tournament #105242196, $8.00+$0.80 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/09/07 10:14:15 ET
Table '105242196 50' 9-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: roby-austria (3280 in chips)
Seat 2: cammyboy777 (5420 in chips)
Seat 3: CossacKK (3550 in chips)
Seat 4: csore (11640 in chips)
Seat 6: Betsson (255 in chips)
Seat 7: Boca do Acre (2980 in chips)
Seat 8: matze_widi (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: paris-madrid (1405 in chips)
Boca do Acre: posts small blind 10
matze_widi: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CossacKK [Jh Jd]

tutudan is connected
paris-madrid: folds
roby-austria: calls 20
cammyboy777: calls 20
CossacKK: raises 60 to 80
csore has timed out
csore: folds
csore is sitting out
csore has returned
Betsson: raises 175 to 255 and is all-in *merci*
Boca do Acre: calls 245
matze_widi: folds
roby-austria: calls 235
cammyboy777: folds
CossacKK: raises 1045 to 1300
Boca do Acre: folds
roby-austria: calls 1045

*** FLOP *** [3d 5c 8s]

roby-austria: checks
CossacKK: bets 2250 and is all-in
roby-austria: calls 1980 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (270) retourné à CossacKK

*** TURN *** [3d 5c 8s] [6d]

*** RIVER *** [3d 5c 8s 6d] [3h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
roby-austria: shows [8d 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
CossacKK: shows [Jh Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
roby-austria collected 6050 from side pot
Betsson: shows [Kd Jc] (a pair of Threes)
roby-austria collected 1060 from main pot
Betsson has timed out while disconnected
Betsson is sitting out

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7110 Main pot 1060. Side pot 6050. | Rake 0
Board [3d 5c 8s 6d 3h]
Seat 1: roby-austria showed [8d 8c] and won (7110) with a full house, Eights full of Threes
Seat 2: cammyboy777 folded before Flop
Seat 3: CossacKK showed [Jh Jd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Seat 4: csore folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Betsson (button) showed [Kd Jc] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: Boca do Acre (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: matze_widi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: paris-madrid folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Sam24]

CALISSS DE CRIISSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back door flush et 3 outer en 2mains TABARNAK

Y'a don ben du monde atardé mental qui jouent au poker coudon

[Chjack]

modit jai pas été chanceux
obv memes les regs runnent comme des foutus tapettes

Starting game 3668008463.
chjack is at seat 0 with $3,609.
Biggel is at seat 1 with $2,118.
The dealer is seat 0.
chjack paie un blind de $5.
Biggel paie un blind de $10.
(chjack is dealt 10d Qs.)
Pre-flop:
chjack raises $20.
Biggel calls for $20.
The flop comes
5d 2h 5s.
Biggel checks.
chjack bets $45.
Biggel raises $113.
chjack calls for $113.
The turn comes 9s.
Biggel bets $330.
chjack calls for $330.
The river comes 7d.
Biggel checks.
chjack goes all-in for $3,091.
Biggel goes all-in for $1,600.
$1,491 is pushed back to chjack.
Showdown:
chjack shows: 10d Qs
5d 5s Qs 10d 9s
A pair of Fives
Biggel shows: 4h 5h
5d 5s 5h 9s 7d
Three Fives
Biggel wins pot ($4,235).

and run

[RBOJ078]

maudit tabarnak de caliss d'esti de caliss de criss que chu écoeuré.
YA UNE OSTI DE CARTE DANS LE TABARNAK DE PAQUET QUI ME FAIT PERDRE UN POT DE 300BB PIS CALISS FAUT QUA SORTE $//$(%/$(%/$(?)/$?/(%$/(*?$*?&/*&/*?/*$%/ OSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 85% contre 5% pis 10% NICEEEEEEEEE

jai manqué folder son bet sul flop mais ch'tais trop tilté de voir ste flop là.

STAGE #1068255388: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $1 - 2008-09-07 03:37:15 (ET)
Table: PARKWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - BEANYO ($99.48 in chips)
Seat 2 - DJ_JIM ($214.45 in chips)
Seat 4 - CURLYCURTIS ($55.97 in chips)
Seat 5 - FLYMEDIC5100 ($197.38 in chips)
Seat 6 - THEFUTURE22 ($128.60 in chips)
DJ_JIM - Posts small blind $0.50
CURLYCURTIS - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ_JIM [Ah As]
FLYMEDIC5100 - Folds
THEFUTURE22 - Raises $3.50 to $3.50
BEANYO - Folds
DJ_JIM - Raises $13.50 to $14
CURLYCURTIS - Calls $13
THEFUTURE22 - Raises $60.50 to $64
DJ_JIM - Calls $50
CURLYCURTIS - All-In $41.97
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qd 3c]
DJ_JIM - Checks
THEFUTURE22 - All-In $64.60
DJ_JIM - Calls $64.60
*** TURN *** [Ks Qd 3c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qd 3c 3s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DJ_JIM - Shows [Ah As] (Two Pair, aces and threes)
CURLYCURTIS - Shows [Kd Ac] (Two Pair, kings and threes)
THEFUTURE22 - Shows [Kc Kh] (Full house, kings full of threes)
THEFUTURE22 Collects $143.87 from side pot-1
THEFUTURE22 Collects $165.80 from main pot




PIS CALISS ÉVIDEMMENT 20min plus tard sa même osti de table de cul de caliss $/%$/?$&%?&&"?$%?$%?$%?$?

STAGE #1068264690: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $1 - 2008-09-07 04:02:04 (ET)
Table: PARKWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - OZMANZ69 ($94.90 in chips)
Seat 1 - STRATMAN671 ($109 in chips)
Seat 2 - DJ_JIM ($183.95 in chips)
Seat 3 - IHATETHIV ($34.65 in chips)
Seat 4 - FRANKIEBOTTS ($172.18 in chips)
Seat 5 - AUHUX821 ($99.99 in chips)
STRATMAN671 - Posts small blind $0.50
DJ_JIM - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ_JIM [Kd Kc]
IHATETHIV - Folds
FRANKIEBOTTS - Calls $1
AUHUX821 - Folds
OZMANZ69 - Folds
STRATMAN671 - Raises $5.50 to $6
DJ_JIM - Raises $17 to $18
FRANKIEBOTTS - Folds
STRATMAN671 - Raises $44 to $50
DJ_JIM - Raises $133 to $151
STRATMAN671 - All-In $59
DJ_JIM - returned ($42) : not called
*** FLOP *** [4d 7c 2d]
*** TURN *** [4d 7c 2d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7c 2d 7s] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
STRATMAN671 - Shows [As Ad] (Two Pair, aces and sevens)
DJ_JIM - Shows [Kd Kc] (Two Pair, kings and sevens)
STRATMAN671 Collects $215.50 from main pot

Ha oui aussi celle là un peu plus tôt sur la même tabarnak de table.

STAGE #1068201335: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $1 - 2008-09-07 01:36:34 (ET)
Table: PARKWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - JRICKSTER ($194.30 in chips)
Seat 1 - COLETTE103 ($112.05 in chips)
Seat 2 - DJ_JIM ($119.18 in chips)
Seat 3 - DJRICHLA ($77.55 in chips)
Seat 4 - DOSTI ($48.45 in chips)
Seat 5 - RATAS ($225.43 in chips)
COLETTE103 - Posts small blind $0.50
DJ_JIM - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ_JIM [Ks As]
DJRICHLA - Raises $3 to $3
DOSTI - Calls $3
RATAS - Folds
JRICKSTER - Calls $3
COLETTE103 - Folds
DJ_JIM - Raises $14 to $15
DJRICHLA - Folds
DOSTI - Calls $12
JRICKSTER - Folds
*** FLOP *** [3c Kh 5c]
DJ_JIM - Bets $16
DOSTI - All-In(Raise) $33.45 to $33.45
DJ_JIM - Calls $17.45
*** TURN *** [3c Kh 5c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [3c Kh 5c 9h] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DJ_JIM - Shows [Ks As] (One pair, kings)
DOSTI - Shows [Kd 9d] (Two Pair, kings and nines)
DOSTI Collects $99.90 from main pot


des fois j'me demande à quoi ça sert de continuer à jouer à ste caliss de jeu là.

[pjamez]

the future is here

[00Primeau00]

LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $95.90
BB: $52.42

Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (SB)
BB relance à $1.75, Hero relance à $5.50, BB égalise $3.75

Flop: ($11) T 2 8 (2 joueurs)
Hero mise $7.50, BB égalise $7.50

Tournant: ($26) 9 (2 joueurs)
Hero check, BB mise $18, Hero relance à $82.90 and is All-In, BB égalise $21.42 and is All-In

Rivière: ($104.84) Q (2 joueurs - 1 is All-In)

Résultats: $104.84 Pot ($1 Rake)
Hero montre ---> A A and LOST (-$52.42 NET)
BB showed J J and WON $103.84 (+$51.42 NET)