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Vric · 26/08/2007, 16h58

Trouvé sur un autre forum.. tente pas de traduire:

Dictionnaire des interprétations féminines

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No shit
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Calm = Can't stay 2 nights in the row at home
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Whore
Simple = Cost a lot of money
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker

Définition des expressions féminine:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

Définition des expressions masculine:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle .
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Ahhhh l'humanité...

Kirb · 26/08/2007, 17h01

en gros les femmes sont des menteuses/hypocrites...

tell us something we didn't know

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Tayaout · 26/08/2007, 17h02

lol n1

Orcryst · 26/08/2007, 17h04

Mr. B · 26/08/2007, 18h05

Pretty cool Ric; P

Xss · 26/08/2007, 18h47

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

haha

lexiboy · 04/09/2007, 23h54

26/08/2007, 16h58	#1
Vric Administrateur Doyle Brunson- 10 BRACELETS WSOP Inscription: septembre 2006 Localisation: Sherbrooke Messages: 5 832	Dictionnaire Homme -Femme Trouvé sur un autre forum.. tente pas de traduire: Dictionnaire des interprétations féminines 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No shit Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Calm = Can't stay 2 nights in the row at home Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very friendly person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = Whore Simple = Cost a lot of money Voluptuous = Very Fat Wants Soul mate = Stalker Définition des expressions féminine: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? Définition des expressions masculine: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle . For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. Ahhhh l'humanité... __________________
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26/08/2007, 17h01	#2
Kirb Collaborateur VPC Doyle Brunson- 10 BRACELETS WSOP Inscription: octobre 2006 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 11 020	Re : Dictionnaire Homme -Femme en gros les femmes sont des menteuses/hypocrites... tell us something we didn't know . __________________ * RIVER * [6d 4s Ks Kc] [Jc] jason_kidd bets $497.00 and is all-in Kirbynatorz calls $497.00 * SHOW DOWN * jason_kidd shows [5d 7c] Kirbynatorz shows [9h Td]
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26/08/2007, 17h02	#3
Tayaout Doyle Brunson- 10 BRACELETS WSOP Inscription: octobre 2006 Localisation: Mont-Tremblant Messages: 4 193	Re : Dictionnaire Homme -Femme lol n1 __________________ 9. En short-handed, les paires moyennes se jouent comme des grosses paires. -*nikelulu*
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26/08/2007, 17h04	#4
Orcryst Modérateur Doyle Brunson- 10 BRACELETS WSOP Inscription: octobre 2006 Localisation: (L)ville Messages: 3 307	Re : Dictionnaire Homme -Femme __________________ Jeannic : J'y enleve sa main pi jcommence a essayer dme finir moi même aligné sur sa face .
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26/08/2007, 18h05	#5
Mr. B Johnny Moss - 8 bracelets WSOP Inscription: novembre 2006 Localisation: On my computer working obv Messages: 1 330	Re : Dictionnaire Homme -Femme Pretty cool Ric; P __________________ Un bon joueur est en faites un joueur capable de suckout ici et la et runner over equity pour toute la vie.
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26/08/2007, 18h47	#6
Xss Erik Seidel - 7 bracelets WSOP Inscription: juin 2007 Localisation: Vercheres Messages: 869	Re : Dictionnaire Homme -Femme 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay haha
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04/09/2007, 23h54	#7
lexiboy Erik Seidel - 7 bracelets WSOP Inscription: octobre 2006 Localisation: Québec Messages: 828	Re : Dictionnaire Homme -Femme __________________ si jme trompe pas tiltman ces le gars kyavais a rds le coach de team canada en altérophilie? - regie dunlop the fourth
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