Le support de PokerStars

[mad_bass24]

OMG MA PREFERER JUSQUA MAINTENANT!

Voilà la réponse et tout ce que je tiens à dire c'est "bravo le support de Pokerstars!"

Hello Manuel,

Thank you again for your email. Obviously, our software is intended for
entertaiment, and should be used in moderation. If you happened to look at
Kobayashi this last week after downing all those dogs, you would surely
notice that he was about "purge" due to his herculean efforts.

I am afraid that you very well might be risking the same, except if you
continue to abuse your obviously fragile state in this manner, you very
well might end up mimicking a scene from the movie "Scanners" or "The Fury".

This would no doubt result in a rather large cleaning bill, not to mention
what it would do to your long term expectations.

For now, I would cut back on the number of tables you play, at least until
further research can be done, ;-0

Regards,

Randy
PokerStars Support Team

PS: Kobayashi est un japonais qui a mangé une cinquantaine de hot dogs à la suite je crois.

[mad_bass24]

serieux je vient de me trouver un defouloir quand j'me fait bad-beater/runbad sur stars!!

[mad_bass24]

PMFG!!!

Quelques heures après...

Hello,

I am very unhappy with your software. Let me tell you why in details.

First, the program only deals two cards. What's up with that? Everyone knows Gim Rummy is played with ten cards. Then, there's all this fuss about "call" or "raise" but no discard pile! That's, like, cheating.

I have downloaded other programs like yours in the past and I have never encountered that problem.
I would appreciate a reply. Please note that I am an engineer with a very high IQ, so don't start with me. Alright?

Thanks
MB

PS: I couldn't locate the Backgammon section either.

[mad_bass24]

Manub, j'ai les mêmes initiales que toi et c'est toujours le pauvre Randy qui répond. Je crois qu'il va saigner du nez lui aussi.

Hello, I love poker but I love girls too.
Actually I have no girlfriend and I would like to know if poker can teach me how to make me friends and girlfriends. One time I noticed a girl who seemed to be interested by me. She talked to me on several occasions in the chat, calling me her "dear little donkey". I would like that you give me her phone number please, and that would be even more great if you could call her yourself because I have never done that before.

Regards,
M.B.


Réponse :
Hello Mathieu,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

As you have already noticed, player poker is a great way to meet a diverse
group of people, and at PokerStars our chat interface allows this to be
acheived very easily.

Unfortunately, we cannot give out any information about other players, but
you are welcome to make other contact arrangements with this person the
next time you see them on the tables.

Good luck to you, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.

Regards,

Randy
PokerStars Support Team


ROFLFOLFLFRLOR

[mad_bass24]

Dear support,

I have a few important questions :

- I lost 2 coin flips today. I checked in my books, and I have 50% to win. I
flipped 2 coins irl to try, and won once (proof !), so how can I lose 2 in a row !!?! bug ?

- Last time, I check on the turn, I bet on the river, and obviously, I lose
again, rigged ??

- can I have chips, please ?

- if not, are you married ?

- I have flush lol, why is poker ?

Please serious answers only..

[sebasdess]

petit copier-coller pour ceux qui peuvnet pas lire:

ManuB ecrit:
J'aimle beaucoup de support de Pokerstars. La première fois que je leur ai écrit, j'ai été surpris par leur professionalisme, leur rapidité et la qualité de leur réponse. Un bien bel exemple du service client à l'anglo-saxonne.

Et puis je me suis dit que ça pouvait être marrant...

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Mail #1
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hello,

i have few questions

1 ----- whats a pair please ?
2 ----- i have hand but poker is not okay with flush, i draw spades at the end of river and i get chips or chips?
3 ----- why is poker?

ty,
manub

Réponse de PS

Hello Manuel,

Woudl you be so kind as to restate questions two and three for us?

Regards,

Adam
PokerStars Support Team

Quel dommage, même pas de tentative de réponse... Pourtant j'étais clair, non? Sourire

Seconde tentative, envoyée il y a peu

Hello,

I would like to beat the world record of the maximum number of Pokerstars
tables opened at one time by the same account. Do you have any idea what
that record might be? I can currently reach 55 tables but after that my nose
starts to bleed.

Thanks,
MB

[sebasdess]

Autre msg:

Sent: 2006/05/18 16:15:06
To: support@pokerstars.com
Subject: interface bug ?

sorry,

I think I just experienced a bug.

if you look closely at hand #4751122857, you will notice that I actually won a hand today. How can that be ? are you gonna fix that ?

sincerely yours
J ham B

- réponse une heure plus tard :


Hello Jean-Baptiste,

Congratulations on winning this hand. Let's hope it's the first of many.

Regards,

Jacob
PokerStars Support Team

[sebasdess]

Hello,

I would like to beat the world record of the maximum number of Pokerstars
tables opened at one time by the same account. Do you have any idea what
that record might be? I can currently reach 55 tables but after that my nose
starts to bleed.

Thanks,
MB

Reponse de PS:
Hello Manuel,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

If you have 55 open at one time, I believe you are likely the record
holder, well, that is if you are playing simultaneously. We don't really
keep the records for these things, but the most I have personally seen is
32 being played at one time.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

Regards,

Randy
PokerStars Support Team

[sebasdess]

Hello,

Let me first state that I love Pokerstars, I think you guys are the best.

Currently I've been pushing the limits of what can be done playing with multiple tables simultaneously, and I've noticed strange things. Starting with 24 tables, my eyes get sore. At 37, my stomach hurts and I feel like my brain is going to explode. At 55, my nose starts bleeding and I get so nauseous that I can't keep opening new tables. A friend of mine told me last week he was going to try 76 tables, and I haven't heard from him in three days. Lastly I heard this rumor that some taiwanese guy ate one of his own fingers after reaching 90 tables or so. Crazy dude, uh? I think I can beat him though.

Whenever I close my eyes, I have the pokerstars interface remanently imprinted on my vision. Please help! What is your policy towards extreme multitabling and its consequences? Maybe I should talk to a lawyer about that.

Thanks,
manub

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reponse:
Hello Manuel,

Thank you again for your email. Obviously, our software is intended for
entertaiment, and should be used in moderation. If you happened to look at
Kobayashi this last week after downing all those dogs, you would surely
notice that he was about "purge" due to his herculean efforts.

I am afraid that you very well might be risking the same, except if you
continue to abuse your obviously fragile state in this manner, you very
well might end up mimicking a scene from the movie "Scanners" or "The Fury".

This would no doubt result in a rather large cleaning bill, not to mention
what it would do to your long term expectations.

For now, I would cut back on the number of tables you play, at least until
further research can be done, ;-0

Regards,

Randy
PokerStars Support Team

[sebasdess]

Hello, I love poker but I love girls too.
Actually I have no girlfriend and I would like to know if poker can teach me how to make me friends and girlfriends. One time I noticed a girl who seemed to be interested by me. She talked to me on several occasions in the chat, calling me her "dear little donkey". I would like that you give me her phone number please, and that would be even more great if you could call her yourself because I have never done that before.

Regards,
M.B.


Réponse :
Hello Mathieu,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

As you have already noticed, player poker is a great way to meet a diverse
group of people, and at PokerStars our chat interface allows this to be
acheived very easily.

Unfortunately, we cannot give out any information about other players, but
you are welcome to make other contact arrangements with this person the
next time you see them on the tables.

Good luck to you, and thank you for choosing PokerStars.

Regards,

Randy
PokerStars Support Team